1980sbusinesswoman:

A bit more on the Padme and Leia:

So I’m dressed as ending-fight-dead-inside Kylo, and a Leia walks by me. I mumble “sorry mom” and she turns. I realize she’s with a Padme, who turns with her in perfect sync.

“Damn right you are” the Leia yells. “Of all your grandparents, why not be like Padme?”

“I was a queen at 14,” the Padme boasts.

“A queen at 14 Ben! What have you done?”

At this point I have sunk to the floor. Padme puts her hands on her knees, bends down and keeps yelling. “You know what your grandfather thinks is a good pickup line? Complaining about sand. Is that all you got Kylo? Pickup lines about sand?”

Another Leia grounded me for 20 years

And when I said “Sorry Dad" to a Han he really nonchalantly said “It’s alright, sorry I wasn’t there for you”

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