i mean i would jump on this bandwagon and write “joly and bossuet get married so that bossuet can get in-state tuition” but it’s not like they need an excuse
Well, it could be an excuse for doing something so bourgeois, after they’ve been all FREE LOVE?
“is it the gay part”
“do you secretly not like me”
“ugh it’s just so bourgie”
tense discussions about “how will we explain it to our friends” “you know what bahorel says about marriage as an institution” “are we selling out our principles” “is ‘it’s for the tuition’ any -less- bourgeois?”
stop i’m dying
“can we just not tell anyone” “…also does this mean i can be on your health insurance”
“anyway it’s not like we’re going to a church or anything”
“………….is this an awkward time to mention that my mom is a unitarian minister?”
by the end of the month they’re married, have shared health insurance, a house, a dog, and bossuet ended up accidentally missing the enrollment deadline.