Padme:
How long have you been sleeping with Obi-Wan?
Anakin:
What?
Padme:
How long have you been sleeping with Obi-Wan?
Anakin:
That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get – why would – I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your – you have – the nerve, the audacity, Obi is my master, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how – how – do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.
Padme:

Anakin:
This is an outrage! Who do I call?

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