That’s master pun level right there.
He did not throw away his shot.
I wanna be on the moon where it happens
It’s not actually a moon where it happens
WAIT A SECOND. Part of the plot of “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum” involves a father searching for his long-lost children stolen at infancy by pirates. The brother and sister have been separated from each other and don’t know about each other. The daughter becomes a courtesan and the son becomes a captain in the army. They almost end up married. But she has a love interest and they figure out the truth before the siblings can be married.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE MARK HAMILL.
This post is turning into the best thing I have ever shared on Tumblr.