Remember when Anakin cut his son’s hand off and then immediately asked him if they could be pals as if he hadn’t just cut his son’s hand off?
Anakin’s like, “I lost four limbs… I’m not sure why he’s so upset?”
“Son, back in my day you had to crawl uphill out of a volcano when you lost a limb, you kids have it so easy.”
“goddamn entitled space millennials. why are you crying, was that your selfie hand, wuss?”