This picture is honestly the funniest thing and I’m laughing way more than I should be
So my father is retired Navy. And it is a well known fact that the Army and Navy love taking the mickey out of the Air Force. (”They have tea time, Leah. Tea time.) So one day I asked what the Navy thought of the Coast Guard, and he turned to me and said (dead serious) “We have the utmost respect for them. Because they’re the ones out during storms and hurricanes, saving idiots who the Lord didn’t bless with an ounce of common sense.”
I asked a friend in the Army what he thought of the Coast Guard once (military branch or no, basically) and he responded that they worked for the treasury department, but that they also willingly got on board boats filled with drug-crazed gunrunners, so he was not about to mess with them.