find a slightly older female friend. like… two to ten years older than you. they will save your life, they will teach you so much, they will give you such great life lessons. they are so vital and helpful and important.
Apply to be my slightly older female friend pls and thank yous
Hagrid, what are you doing here? Where’s — James — and Lily?
Peter. Wah! Harry? I can take him. I’m his godfather! Dumbledore says he goes to Lily’s sister. Man, seriously? FUCK Dumbledore!
I’m his legal guardian. I can’t. He needs me! I can’t lose him, I’m all he has. I’m so sorry… Hagrid, give me Harry. Please don’t make me. Sirius, no! Stupefy.
Shit. Hey kid. Let’s go. Dear Remus, First: I apologize. Second: I kidnapped Harry. HELP. Don’t tell the order. -Padfoot
Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?
clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away
possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice
*Hagrid sits up*
“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!”
*lies down*
*Sirius climbs on motorbike*
*Hagrid sits up again*
“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”
*Motorbike zooms off*
*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*
“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!”
*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*
then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that
He was the gayest of them all. All these young, maniacal, puny, merry incoherences lived in harmony together, and the result was an eccentric and agreeable being whom his comrades, who were prodigal of winged consonants, called Jolllly. “You may fly away on the four L’s,” Jean Prouvaire said to him.
First of all, thank you. Those tags totally made my night. XD (…yes, I stalk my reblogs. Sorry. -.-;;;)
Second of all, I will GLADLY babble at you about this particular headcanon, if you like. JUST SAY THE WORD. Because it is a fully-formed headcanon with a trilogy of fic attached to it and it is very, VERY near and dear to my heart and I will happily grab any excuse to babble about it. ^_______^
Air for a Wise Celtic Fool (Studio Record) // Killian Donnelly
Our hatred stronger than our fear. Men will soon shed blood, while women shed their tears; Still they’ll never understand. I’ll stand and fight;I will not run, But when this bloodstained day is done- I am not sure that anyone, Will ever, ever understand. Will you ever understand
Anyone else listen to this song on repeat and make yourself sad because Combeferre?
Everyone go watch the broadway.com audience choice awards right now
• there was an open bar
• they haven’t filmed any other years because of what happened in 2013
• you get to watch all of your favourite broadway stars get smashed in one evening and then give each other awards
• Sierra Boggess
• Aaron Tveit
• seriously just go watch it it’s on youtube
obi wan kenobi: *watches helplessly as his master is killed right before his eyes*
obi wan kenobi: *devotes his entire life to training his apprentice*
obi wan kenobi: *is betrayed by his apprentice*
obi wan kenobi: *has to fight and almost kill said apprentice*
obi wan kenobi: *is killed by his former apprentice thirty years later*
obi wan kenobi: *has the evil grandson of his former apprentice named after him*
obi wan kenobi: no really im fine, totally fine, everything is great
honestly sometimes i hate being in the les mis fandom on tumblr because one second i’ll see this adorable post about joly in dinosaur footie pajamas and the next i’ll see an audio entitled joly screaming ‘enjolras help me’ while dying
eirenical17 