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vulcany:

“ I request permission to go after him. ”

“ Jim, you’re not actually going after this guy, are you? ”

#seriously bones’s hand placement is killing me   #it’s so deliberate   #like he’s had three years to perfect the art of keeping jim still for two seconds in the most efficient way possible   #hand wedged under his arm strategically thumb ready to attack a pressure point that made jim yelp the first time  #except now jim’s like conditioned   #bones barely has to touch him and jim just stops and leans into it  #i hate this

I, too, wish to draw attention to the hold McCoy has on Jim in that top right hand gif there, but not from any ship-related reasons. That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of med win. 

You’re right, previous tagger, that’s the best place to hold Jim to get him to be still. It’s how you hold anyone who isn’t steady on their feet, or needs guidance, or that you as a medical person (be it doctor or nurse) need to control the movements of just a little bit. If you’re standing in front of them and you need to give them some support or exert some control over their movements, that is exactly how you hold a patient so that you can do that without hurting them. 

Normally whenever anything or anyone medical is involved in a show or film, there are inevitably horrendous inaccuracies that really ruin it for me. But this? This is a tiny detail, the tiniest of tiny details, and knowingly or not it is one hundred percent accurate, and I want to give Karl a medal for it. 

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Hagrid, what are you doing here? Where’s — James — and Lily?

Peter. Wah! Harry? I can take him. I’m his godfather! Dumbledore says he goes to Lily’s sister. Man, seriously? FUCK Dumbledore!

I’m his legal guardian. I can’t. He needs me! I can’t lose him, I’m all he has. I’m so sorry… Hagrid, give me Harry. Please don’t make me. Sirius, no! Stupefy.

Shit. Hey kid. Let’s go. Dear Remus, First: I apologize. Second: I kidnapped Harry. HELP. Don’t tell the order. -Padfoot

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Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

theboredomisdeadly

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” 

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” 

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that

local, well-known villain becomes Weird Friend (Somewhat) With Slightly Better Morals Who Just Hangs Around All The Time, For Some Reason

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good shit 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀

#my precious fugitive criminal prince  – @shieldsexual

Reblogging again because *that*, my friends, isn’t Captain America. That’s Steve Rogers. 

thedamnstars:

Barricade Boys → Feuilly (9/?)

Feuilly was a workingman, a fan-maker, orphaned both of father and mother, who earned with difficulty three francs a day, and had but one thought, to deliver the world. He had one other preoccupation, to educate himself; he called this also, delivering himself. 

yukipri:

Star Wars Age!Squash AU, Comic #03

Initiate Era – Initiates Obi-Wan & Anakin – “Mom Friend”

Obi-Wan was there when Master Dooku and Padawan Qui-Gon picked up Anakin from Tatooine. Now that Anakin’s an Initiate, he’s glued himself to the only person he knows. Obi-Wan doesn’t mind.

This is part of the Star Wars Age!Squash AU. Find all other posts through THIS MASTERPOST. Update schedule for future posts will also be on the Masterpost!

elfpen:

elfpen:

elfpen:

Okay but

imagine the Jedi finding like, holonet fansites about them.

People who freak out and take pictures whenever they see a jedi

people who have whole worlds of wildly inaccurate headcanons about Jedi and certain Jedi whose pictures of various everyday heroics have become holonet memes

people who make plastoid lightsaber props 

in the clone wars, whole fansites and blogs dedicated solely to Kenobi and Skywalker

Obi-Wan finds them and is scandalized

Anakin finds them and has the time of his life – he actual starts his own blog anonymously, which he updates with really good photos and funny, OOC posts about himself and Obi-Wan  (((but liek how does he get those photos???/?? like kriff’s sake NO one KNEOWS))) 

Master Yoda follows this blog religiously

Literally everyone in the Temple knows about Anakin’s blog except for Obi-Wan

Mace Windu trolls all of the comments section. The kicker? He does so as himself, but no one believes him, everyone thinks he’s a fan that somehow got the username TheRealMaceWindu

Palpatine follows Anakin’s blog, but does not know that it is anakin. He thinks it is some very distractible, annoying fanboy.

When the generals aren’t watching, the clones pick up all the dime store novels based on the Jedi and snigger to themselves in the barracks at the ridiculous sterotypes and misrepresentations – especially when Kenobi is made into a middle-aged heart throb.

Eventually, Anakin grows lax with his anonymity and starts his own blog as himself – it becomes one of the most popular blogs in the republic within a matter of weeks.

He posts a lot about Obi-Wan, only because he knows he will hate it. Obi-Wan’s consistent death glares at the camera have inspired their own meme.

Ahsoka once hacked Anakin’s blog and posted pictures of him making weird faces

just like

Awkward funny Jedi online shenanigans 

#Anakin posting a shirtless picture of Obi wan straight out of the shower#and Obi wan is so confused because suddenly he’s super popular with the people who usually goes for Anakin and such#there are several master Kenobi’s muscles appreciation blogs popping up everywhere#there may also be some memes#aggressive negotiator in the sheets

Oh my gosh

#THE CLONES STARTING THEIR OWN BLOGS ABOUT THEIR GENERALS #PUTTING UP PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF THE RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS THEY GET UP TO #THEY WAGE WAR OVER WHO’S THE BEST #SUDDENLY THERE ARE A LOT OF DIFFERENT SHIPS SPRINGING UP EVERYWHERE #THE 501ST & 212TH SHARE A BLOG #IT’S BASICALLY FULL OF BTS JEDI SASS AND SARCASM#AND SPAWNS SO MANY MEMES. #REX DOES A HILARIOUS WILDLIFE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE TWO JEDI CO PARENTING THEIR ADOPTED DAUGHTER

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Courfeyrac: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Enjolras: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Courfeyrac: You don’t have to wear it.
Enjolras: No. Back off. I’m gonna wear it forever.

pilferingapples:

allthestarsinthefirmament:

because the fandom needs more happy Fantine + everyone remembers that scene where JVJ decides not to go to the trial and goes instead to get cosette; he brings her back to Fantine and she sees her and gets better (just like she said she would!)

That was such a good scene! I especially liked when they all had cake and then went to pick out a nice house with a garden! 

(and this is such a sweet picture of them both, I love their matching giant grins!) 

auntieshakespeare:

Flying related Les Amis headcanons because why the fuck not:

• Enjolras is the worst flyer. THE WORST. Combeferre pretty much has to sedate him to even get him to an airport. 

• Combeferre always has everything prepared ahead of time. Weeks ahead of time. He packs unreasonably early, but always knows where everyone’s tickets, IDs, passports, etc. are, so it’s cool.

• Courfeyrac is the only person in the world who loves getting the middle seat. He considers it his duty to befriend the people on either side of him.

• Jehan demands the window seat because he loves looking at the clouds and imagining what it would be like to free fall from 36,000 feet. 

• Joly gets nervous at takeoff and landing, but once the plane is in the air is pretty much his normal, happy self, though his ears hurt almost the entire flight. 

• Bossuet is the one whose ticket always gets messed up. Like he ends up getting booked on a flight that doesn’t exist or his seat is randomly in a completely different section of the plane than everyone else and he’s always stuck in the middle seat. 

• Feuilly sleeps through every flight. He has mastered the ability to fall asleep as soon as  the pilot announces that it’s safe to unbuckle your seatbelt. 

• Bahorel ends up with a flight attendant’s phone number after every flight, but he never notices until after he gets off the plane, because he’s too busy making friends with the kids sitting near him. 

• Grantaire is the best person to be stuck next to on a long flight because he has a running commentary for every in-flight and the uncanny ability to silence crying babies.