(for @soemily, whom i texted this to, and who wants to be able to reblog it):
He’s that dude in your philosophy of science class who’s always stoned as hell and you definitely thought you were gonna hate him but then some other dude tried to play devil’s advocate and he was like “PLEASE Jeffery, tell us all about how you are smarter than KANT, I’d love to hear it” and it’s the only time he’s ever spoken in class but you were put into a presentation group with him and to be honest he’s not the hardest worker because you guys meet on Saturday mornings and he’s always out with his ska punk Bangles cover band on Fridays but at least he always shows up AND he brings snacks every week, and you kinda wanna make out with him in the stacks or maybe even wear something you know you look good in to go see his stupid terrible band play
look i am totally able to admit this is what im attracted to and yes i would make out with him in the stacks no shame im down
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.
this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying
#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)
Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”
^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??