Yeah, I’ve read Les Misérables.
But I don’t remember the part where Jesus rescues Johannes Brahms from under a cart in quicksand.
…I don’t recall Valjean stripping down to his…uh…bodygrease in the Cart Scene.
What do you mean? He’s always ripping his shirt off. What’s the point of having muscles if you don’t SHOW ‘EM OFF?
By the witness of the martyrs
By the passion and the blood
Son your abs are righteous shredded
Go show off that kickass bod