Flying related Les Amis headcanons because why the fuck not:

  • Enjolras is the worst flyer. THE WORST. Combeferre pretty much has to sedate him to even get him to an airport. 
  • Combeferre always has everything prepared ahead of time. Weeks ahead of time. He packs unreasonably early, but always knows where everyone’s tickets, IDs, passports, etc. are, so it’s cool.
  • Courfeyrac is the only person in the world who loves getting the middle seat. He considers it his duty to befriend the people on either side of him.

  • Jehan demands the window seat because he loves looking at the clouds and imagining what it would be like to free fall from 36,000 feet. 

  • Joly gets nervous at takeoff and landing, but once the plane is in the air is pretty much his normal, happy self, though his ears hurt almost the entire flight. 

  • Bossuet is the one whose ticket always gets messed up. Like he ends up getting booked on a flight that doesn’t exist or his seat is randomly in a completely different section of the plane than everyone else and he’s always stuck in the middle seat. 

  • Feuilly sleeps through every flight. He has mastered the ability to fall asleep as soon as  the pilot announces that it’s safe to unbuckle your seatbelt. 

  • Bahorel ends up with a flight attendant’s phone number after every flight, but he never notices until after he gets off the plane, because he’s too busy making friends with the kids sitting near him. 

  • Grantaire is the best person to be stuck next to on a long flight because he has a running commentary for every in-flight and the uncanny ability to silence crying babies.