Why you always lyin, Obi-Wan?
…This is exactly how this scene played out, right?
(In case it wasn’t obvious, Mace Windu/Nick Fury parody with Qui-Gon Jinn line stealing)
Valjean: ONE DAY MOOORE
Marius: ONE DAY MOOORE
Cosette: ONE DAY MOOORE
Eponine: ONE DAY MOOORE
Enjolras: FOR JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAY! For another stolen hour, when the world will feel my power and obeeeey! It’s just another daaaaaay! Feeling like I’ll live foreveeeeer
Enjolras: No wait
Enjolras: Sorry wrong musical
anyway in other news now I want the crackfic where the various Amis are actually running for Drama Representative
Enjolras didn’t even have any interest but he found himself Mysteriously Nominated Super Mysteriously by Someone Mysterious; he’s sort of offended because seriously? he’s the least dramatic person in this group, come on. But IF THE PEOPLE ASK THEN HE WILL SERVE THE COMMON CAUSE but he’s not campaigning or anything
Courfeyrac and Bahorel are totally The Ones To Beat in the contest; yes Courfeyrac set something on fire but that was a grand political statement while Bahorel has been known to stage a complete funeral for The Death of a Dream as Symbolized By Not Getting My Mail Today When I Am Totally Expecting a Cool Book (which, frankly, was a VERY #relatable bit of drama to every single person in the group). But Prouvaire is in the race too and granted he’s been quiet so far but it’s definitely got that “Quiet, TOO Quiet” sort of feel too it, WHAT WILL HE DO people are starting to worry
Joly nominated Grantaire because he KNOWS Grantaire wants to run but won’t volunteer (and also Grantaire somehow Super Mysteriously used up his nomination vote on someone else who could it be it’s SO MYSTERIOUS)
it’s like five weeks of incredibly dramatic and overwrought campaigning (except from Enjolras, who mostly tries to find quiet places to read and tries to ignore everything going on)
and I can’t decide which of them it would be funniest to have win, or if Marius should show up out of nowhere as a write in candidate for his rendition of “I missed seeing my GF so NOW EVERYTHING CAN BE ON FIRE” which is pretty dramatic people gotta admit
but whatever would be funniest should definitely win
(for @soemily, whom i texted this to, and who wants to be able to reblog it):
He’s that dude in your philosophy of science class who’s always stoned as hell and you definitely thought you were gonna hate him but then some other dude tried to play devil’s advocate and he was like “PLEASE Jeffery, tell us all about how you are smarter than KANT, I’d love to hear it” and it’s the only time he’s ever spoken in class but you were put into a presentation group with him and to be honest he’s not the hardest worker because you guys meet on Saturday mornings and he’s always out with his ska punk Bangles cover band on Fridays but at least he always shows up AND he brings snacks every week, and you kinda wanna make out with him in the stacks or maybe even wear something you know you look good in to go see his stupid terrible band play
look i am totally able to admit this is what im attracted to and yes i would make out with him in the stacks no shame im down
- who steals french fries off the other’s plate
Courfeyrac, of course.
- who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
Maybe Courfeyrac in the right company, but mostly they just both look bemused.
- who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
Like Jehan and Bahorel, they’re probably there together, but… you know, I’m going to go with Courfeyrac. I think he’s the stealth dadfriend, in bed by ten while Enjolras lures Combeferre into smuggling treasonous pamphlets in the middle of the night.
- who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues
Combeferre doesn’t have time for dating (imo), and Courfeyrac doesn’t trust Combeferre’s advice.
- who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
Courfeyrac. Combeferre pretends it’s not happening.
- who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
- who starts and who wins the pillow fights
Courfeyrac starts them, Combeferre amasses far wider array of weapons (bed pillows, couch cushions, throw pillows) and is more technical in his methods, and so wins.
- who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush
Combeferre. Everyone except Courfeyrac is stunned.
What if Star Wars movies and Back to the Future were actually the same movie? What if the heroes of our youth Luke and Marty were the same person? That’s what french artist Thirsty Bstrd https://www.facebook.com/jimcanstreetart/ imagined through a series of photo montages.
It gives something like that: Luke McFly is sent back in time in a time machine built by «Doc» Obi-Wan Brown. Luke, with the help of young Obi-Wan, must repair the damage to history caused between his parents Anakin McFly and Lauren Amidala.
Anakin and Obi-Wan as seen by others most probably