sartorialskull:

tony thornburg

sit-down-hamilton:

littlecofiegirl:

lumpnuggets:

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

nature is amazing

sebcorchia:

Dead Poets Society × Anderperry moments

hawkeyebadasssniper:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

Hold up, I’ll be at the funeral in a Jif.

thebumblebeetheory:

*turns off dead poets society immediately after Neil’s play is over*
What a lovely ending 🙂