Bossuet: What are these?
Marius: These, sir, are STDs.
Bossuet: Uh, what are you talking about, buddy?
Marius: STDs. Save the dates! For Cosette’s and my wedding!
Courfeyrac: Ahh, yes. Hey, just out of curiosity, how many people have you given STDs to?
Marius: Lots. Like a hundred!

sixappleseeds:

staff:

Send a post to someone that’ll love it.

Messaging news! Three things are happening! All of them are good:

  • There’s a new button on every post. It’s a paper airplane.
  • That paper airplane lets you send any post as a message.
  • And messaging is out to everyone. We flipped the switch.

So now 100% of you can talk to a Tumblr using posts instead of words. Or in addition to. Whichever. Have fun!

The paper plane is on iOS and the web right now, and it’ll be flung out to Android users over the next 24 hours.

*slams hands on the table* THESE ARE NOT THE REPLIES WE WERE LOOKING FOR