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akisazame:

tastefullyoffensive:

They think he’s a baby cow.

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gingersnapwolves:

copperbadge:

resplendeo:

team-free-will-on-skaro:

spooky-ophelia:

kiyala:

isozyme:

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

theboredomisdeadly

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” 

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” 

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that

hedwig-dordt:

valeria2067:

hedwig-dordt:

Can we kickstart this somehow?

Or even a boyfriend!

Idris Elba is a talented cellist whose career was held back due to raising his younger brother alone.

Tom Hiddleston is a jaded Arts & Entertainment columnist who hates the Christmas concert season (thanks to the one horrid Christmas violin recital he gave during his university days – the recital that made him vow never to play in public again).

Idris has such talent and feeling and magic in his performance, though, and Tom finds himself feeling something again. After requesting an interview, he discovers that it isn’t just the music that has captivated him; it’s the gorgeous, brilliant man behind it, too.

Predictable rom-com ups and downs ensue, culminating in a public proposal at the end of and important benefit concert.

Tom writes a song just for Idris and plays it on the violin at their wedding.

They live happily ever after.

HeartStrings – Coming to theaters this December

Can I humbly suggest we add Aldis Hodge to the cast as Idris Elba’s friend from music school who made it pro:

airedmania:

katalizi:

I don’t want a Calrissian daughter. No. That will not do… I WANT A GANG OF DAUGHTERS. CALRISSIAN, SMOOTH TALKING, SAAVY BUSINESSWOMEN. CLOUD CITY QUEENS. Imagine Lando with like, five daughters. The Galaxy isn’t ready…

Amandla Stenberg, Samira Wiley, Nicole Beharie, Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Freema Agyeman as Lando Calrissian’s five daughters.

I can even see it…

Amandla is the dreamer/artist/architect? The baby, obviously. Unplanned, obviously.

Samira is the explorer, the surveyor, the speed racer, the occasional smuggler (Daddy doesn’t know, yet), middle child.

Nicole is the party girl, nocturnal, the card player, closest resemblance to their mother, fourth born, force sensitive.

Gugu is the CFO, the natural moneymaker, future politician, Daddy’s girl, the oldest.

Freema is the engineer, the mechanic, the one who keeps Samira flying fast, second born.

therewas-courfeyrac:

courferre au where they’re both massively in love with each other but never say anything. and courf sleeps around a bit and never has many serious relationships, because he’s trying to distract himself but at the same time he doesn’t think it’s fair to date someone properly when he’s so in love with ferre.

and ferre never really dates anyone because he can’t think about anyone else. and he doesn’t say anything to courf because courf doesn’t seem interested in having a serious relationship, and he wouldn’t want to put that sort of pressure on him. and courf assumes that, because ferre never seems interested in dating anyone, he wouldn’t want to date courfeyrac, and he doesn’t want to make things uncomfortable. 

and it’s a mess, and they’re both so in love, but so convinced that the other doesn’t want the same thing that they don’t say anything.