you know the headcanon where Bossuet and Feuilly have a lifehack youtube channel?
I have a better idea: they have a a lifehack testing youtube channel (with scientific and ‘scientific’ explanations from Joly)
Okay, but have you considered: Marius as the world’s awkwardest vampire.
You know what though, the more I think about this the more sense it makes. Marius Pontmercy
- Is already a “Baron”
- Wears all black
- Only goes out at night
- Has one Romance and one Germanic language down; can easily find some place with empty castles
- His father-in-law has slept in a coffin
- Has a track record of reworking his ethical system to whatever suits his strongest interests; would definitely be able to rationalize eating people
- Great at murder
- Frequently seems to not know what decade it is
- All his friends are dead
In case people forgot, my modern Jean Valjean is Idris Elba
And my modern Javert is Javier Bardem
(And if that isn’t a perfect gif for Stars I don’t know what is)