thecoffeetragedy:

you know the headcanon where Bossuet and Feuilly have a lifehack youtube channel?

I have a better idea: they have a a lifehack testing youtube channel (with scientific and ‘scientific’ explanations from Joly)

aporeticelenchus:

chirabella:

Okay, but have you considered: Marius as the world’s awkwardest vampire.

You know what though, the more I think about this the more sense it makes. Marius Pontmercy

• Is already a “Baron”
• Wears all black
• Only goes out at night
• Has one Romance and one Germanic language down; can easily find some place with empty castles
• His father-in-law has slept in a coffin
• Has a track record of reworking his ethical system to whatever suits his strongest interests; would definitely be able to rationalize eating people
• Great at murder
• Frequently seems to not know what decade it is
• All his friends are dead

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witdiseased:

In case people forgot, my modern Jean Valjean is Idris Elba

And my modern Javert is Javier Bardem

(And if that isn’t a perfect gif for Stars I don’t know what is)