list of non-coffee shop au’s

edge-of-bizarre:

  • “hey you’re in that one show?” Actor au
  • “your dog is fine, but here’s my number anyway” veterinarian
    au
  • Teacher au where all their students ship it
  • “I live next door and I heard screaming so I came over
    thinking someone was getting murdered and now we’re both trying to get the spider out of your apartment” au
  • “you live in the apartment above me and everyday I can hear you singing in the shower but you’re really good and it makes my day” au
  • “I caught the garter and you caught the bouquet” au
  • “it’s 3 am and you’re the only person in the bar that knew
    all the lyrics to my favorite song and now we’re doing bad karaoke” au
  • “I opened my car door right as you rode your bike by and I am so sorry” au
  • “hey can I draw you?” au
  • “your music is really loud but oh my god this is my jam” au
  • “we’re both camping out in front of a store to get the newest movie/videogame/whatever” au
  • “I keep calling the IT center because you seem really cute” au
  • “I saw you break that thing by accident but your secret is safe with me” au
  • “I accidentally broke this and now we’re both trying to fix it” au
  • “We’re at comic-con and how the hell is your costume so good???” au
  • “you saw me trying to get my couch up the stairs by myself and were nice enough to help” au
  • “I got in a fight and you took me to the ER but you should see the other guy” au
  • “you tripped and I caught
    you but now it looks like I’m dipping you, how did this even-“ au
  • “you always bring food to lectures and share it with me because you don’t want to be the only person eating” college au
  • “you’re good at this subject, I’m not, I’m good at this subject, you’re not, lets be study buddies” college au
  • “I have a paper due tomorrow and it’s three am, I need all your coffee cause I ran out” college au
  • “my super important papers are in my backpack so I need to commandeer your umbrella please and thank you” college au
  • “you have a pet in your dorm and I have to help you hide it
    from the RA” college au
  • “It’s 2 am and we’re both doing laundry and I can see you checking out my hello kitty pajamas” college au
  • “No, I was not just drawing porn, don’t look at me” au

happylitttlephil:

queentinyplugs:

fastgirlsdoitwell:

anthonysexc:

anthonysexc:

Guess who got asked to prom! BY A STRAIGHT GUY (Army pants). he’s my
best friend, and a real man given the fact he has the guts to fulfill my
gay student council dream of always helping out planning dances, and
never getting asked. I couldn’t ask for a better person in my life. 

Thank you Jacob can’t wait for May 2nd!

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I’m still crying. 

What the fuck those blue tuxes are the sharpest thing I’ve ever seen

Rebloging because I finally got to see how it ended up omg this warms my heart so much I’m crying

this. this right here. this is the content i joined this website for

missblackstar1678:

yes yes good 

BUT

who in your otp waits at the airport for the other while holding a huge, bedazzled poster 

emblazoned with the word NERD