Hey @raithnait, @muppetymels, @agreyeyedgirl; here’s my best shot:
Daniel Dae Kim as Aragorn
John Cho as Frodo
Masi Oka as Samwise
Steven Yuen as Merry
James Kyson Lee as Pippin
George Takei as Gandalf
Rick Yune as Boromir
Masato Harada as Gimli
Harry Shum Jr. as Legolas
Lucy Liu as Galadriel
Arden Cho as Arwen
Ken Watanabe as Elrond
Rinko Kikuchi as Eowyn
Allen Keng as Eomer
Hiroyuki Sanada as Theoden
James Hong as Saruman
Daniel Henney as Faramir
Chow Yun Fat as Denethor
YES TO ALL
You had me at “Masi Oka as Samwise”.
Tag: it’s still fucking amazing
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.
