rereadinglesmis:

Fortunately, Les Miserables was translated by an actual lyricist and not by Google Translate.

(Her alternate version of “One Day More” – or should I say “Extra Day” – is great too.)

luftangrepp:

dogpawsswapgod:

obstinatecondolement:

luftangrepp:

satanslilslut:

mrpicard:

luftangrepp:

Maybe my favorite gif of Janeway because it looks like she’s reading someone’s smut and isn’t pleased with the quality.

“Their flesh melted together like they were a weird sort of siamese twins but sexyily… are you serious Chakotay?”

can we make “Captain reads bad smut written by first officer” a thing

“he gasped as he pinned his captain against the wall and his hot rod twitched impatiently, eager to get closer to that glorious ass… Will, what the fuck?”

“If it pleases you plant your seed in my garden and I will bear the fruit of your loins” she screamed, slamming back into him as he flooded her internal organs violently….Major…what the fuck.”

“But by the prophets, not 50 of them Nerys!”

OMG.
I just love where this post went. It was not what I expected.

“Well, Mister Spock, I can’t say that I’m not intrigued, but unless I’ve misread the species of your leads that’s too many hands.”

“Actually, this is pretty tasty stuff, T’Pol”

This post and fandom moves me on a spiritual level.

Padme:
How long have you been sleeping with Obi-Wan?
Anakin:
What?
Padme:
How long have you been sleeping with Obi-Wan?
Anakin:
That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get – why would – I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your – you have – the nerve, the audacity, Obi is my master, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how – how – do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.
Padme:

Anakin:
This is an outrage! Who do I call?

yukipri:

…This is exactly how this scene played out, right?

(In case it wasn’t obvious, Mace Windu/Nick Fury parody with Qui-Gon Jinn line stealing)