marsatwar:

incorrect star wars quotes

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Padme:
How long have you been sleeping with Obi-Wan?
Anakin:
What?
Padme:
How long have you been sleeping with Obi-Wan?
Anakin:
That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get – why would – I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your – you have – the nerve, the audacity, Obi is my master, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how – how – do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.
Padme:

Anakin:
This is an outrage! Who do I call?

yukipri:

…This is exactly how this scene played out, right?

(In case it wasn’t obvious, Mace Windu/Nick Fury parody with Qui-Gon Jinn line stealing)

theexoticvet:

This is one of the best aquatic turtle enclosures I have ever seen. While it seems over the top, everything present is necessary for happy, healthy turtles. At least 100 gallons of water, filter, heater, basking lamp, UV light, haul out area, and dry land. If all aquatic turtles were kept this way I’d never see any because they would rarely get sick.

Source Unknown.

Valjean: ONE DAY MOOORE
Marius: ONE DAY MOOORE
Cosette: ONE DAY MOOORE
Eponine: ONE DAY MOOORE
Enjolras: FOR JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAY! For another stolen hour, when the world will feel my power and obeeeey! It’s just another daaaaaay! Feeling like I’ll live foreveeeeer
Enjolras: No wait
Enjolras: Sorry wrong musical