This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

This absolutely works! Just as well for cats, too. My brother in law has two cats who both managed to get out through the front door one night. We searched the neighborhood for two days over a weekend, finding the older female cat quite quickly but the younger male was missing the entire time.

The second night, my sister in law put out a bowl of water and two t-shirts that her husband had worn the previous two days on the back porch. Next morning, they found the male cat curled up on one of the shirts.






The Raindrop Cake Is Coming To America. Is This The Next Cronut?

next up, in food trends that are apparently not satire: why not eat a fucking gelatin jellyfish? it’s new! it’s translucent! it looks like an unused breast implant or something you’d find stranded above the tideline! it has almost zero calories because it contains nothing in the way of flavour or nutritional value, and we think that’s just nifty.

this is some dadaist aspic minimalism bullshit, I swear to allsuffering christ. why not eat some clingwrap while you’re at it? or – let’s go crazy – a slice of fucking cheesecake? ARE THE SHADES OF PEMBERLEY TO BE THUS POLLUTED? DID WE SUFFER AND DIE IN VAIN?


I was gonna say, that’s….that’s not a cake. That’s unflavored jello. Literally vegan gelatin and agar are both gelatin substitutes, their only purpose is to flavorlessly cause liquid to become less liquid. So unless the mineral water is flavored, that is plain jello topped with what amounts to caramelized sugar. (I’m not going to even dignify “roasted soybean flour” with a response.) This is what will appear in the new Lileks Gallery of Regrettable Food in fifty years. 

I mean, it’s perfectly edible and all and if you want to eat it you go ahead and bon appetite, but this is not cronut-level territory. I could make that for you in my own kitchen in about 30 minutes and mine would be shaped like a skull because I have more imaginative jello molds. (Technically I could also make you a cronut, but that involves way more time and energy.) 

Anakin: Gah, my grandson is such a whiny kid. That’s the fifth temper tantrum he’s thrown today! Must get it from Solo’s side of the family.
Qui Gon Jinn:
Mace Windu:
Anakin: What.

obi wan kenobi: *watches helplessly as his master is killed right before his eyes*
obi wan kenobi: *devotes his entire life to training his apprentice*
obi wan kenobi: *is betrayed by his apprentice*
obi wan kenobi: *has to fight and almost kill said apprentice*
obi wan kenobi: *is killed by his former apprentice thirty years later*
obi wan kenobi: *has the evil grandson of his former apprentice named after him*
obi wan kenobi: no really im fine, totally fine, everything is great