I’ve solved more crimes than I can count. Because I’ve solved a lot of crimes. Not because I can’t count very high.

Javert (via

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anakinskydala:

coruscant nine nine [10/?] (requested by @twentyonestormpilost)

Obi-Wan: What’s that look?
Anakin: What look?
Obi-Wan: The look. The look you give me when you don’t tell me what you’re thinking, and the next thing I know I’m getting shot at.

Combeferre: Everyone brings their own unique strengths to the table. Some that even I don’t have.
Courfeyrac: You shut your mouth! You have ALL the strengths!

I pun, therefore I am.

Victor Hugo, Preface (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

I didn’t understand why people care about their dumb Padawans until I got a dumb Padawan myself. I’ve only known Ahsoka for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Anakin Skywalker at some point, probably. (via jediknghtrey)

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Grantaire: Excuse me, Enjolras. Who made you the boss of the group?
Joly: You did.
Courfeyrac: You said, “Enjolras should be boss.”
Joly: And then you said, “Let’s vote,” and it was unanimous.
Courfeyrac: You made him that little plaque that said “BOSS OF US.” You put on sparkles.

Feuilly: I have done nothing wrong in my life, ever.
Enjolras: I know this, and I love you.

incorrectlesmisquotes:

enjolras + text posts