tbmulr:

221bec:

sabrinagrimm:

EVERY CHARACTER HAS FLAWS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT

PLEASE

PLEASE

excuse u but I have an objection

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i really really thought that was going to be a character that benedict cumberbatch has played and i dont think ive ever been so relieved to see the first line of my immortal in my life

maraudeuselunaire:

Hi my name is Baron Marius Thomas Tel’bon Victor Pontmercy and I have thick and intensely black hair and a high, intelligent forehead that contrasts my sensual smile and passionate flaring nostrils and a lot of people tell me I look like Victor Hugo (the humble author, who is, reluctantly, compelled to speak of himself, has to note here that anyone who does not know who he is should stop reading at this point). I’m directly related to Colonel Baron Georges Pontmercy and that’s great because he was a major fucking hottie. I’m not royalist but my teeth are the whitest in the world. I have small eyes, but a grand gaze. I’m also a law student, and I go to a school called Paris University in France where I’m finishing my studies (I’m seventeen). I’m a Bonapartist democrat (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love family heirlooms and try to encorporate them in my outfits. For example today I was wearing a black shagreen locket with a note from my father in it and a band of crepe on my hat. I was carrying around a hundred calling cards with my name in my pocket. I was walking around Paris. It was a warm day with bees flying around, which I was very happy about. A lot of Republicans stared at me. I put my middle finger at them.

delete me delete my blog

pilferingapples:

ratheralark:

pilferingapples:

the things I do for my friends 
@robertawickham  @ratheralark  I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY

Hi my name is Jean-Pierre Hercule Tremblez-Tyrans  Bahorel and I have dark eyes and a great beard that smells like flowers and a lot of people tell me I look like Petrus Borel (A/N if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Lord Byron but I wish he was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a peasant but my teeth are straight and white. I have olive-colored skin. I’m also a student, and I absolutely never go to a law school in Paris where I’m in the eleventh year (I’m probably like thirty). I’m a republican (in case you couldn’t tell) and I mostly wear black and red.  I love Staub’s and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing  a red Robespierre waistcoat with a black tailcoat, doeskin trousers and black riding boots.

I was wearing red lipstick and black eyeliner.

 I was walking outside the theater. It was snowing and raining because the country is under the symbolic shadow of monarchist oppression, which I was very angry about. A lot of bourgeoisie stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them. 

okay turnabout is fair play i guess:

​Hi my name is Marius Victor-Marie Pontmercy and I have curly ebony black hair that shows off my high forehead and a profile with Germanic sweetness and a lot of people tell me I look like Napoleon (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Victor Hugo but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m French but my nostrils are expressive. I have pale white skin. I’m also a baron, and I go to a school called the Sorbonne in Paris where I study law (I’m seventeen). I’m a Bonapartist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love being in mourning and I buy all my clothes for that. For example today I was wearing a black waistcoat, a green jacket that I only wore at night so I could pretend it was black, and black boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Sorbonne. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of pretty girls stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.​

…I SHOULD HAVE NAME CHECKED THE SORBONNE I have been undone

(also YESSS THE BALANCE IS RESTORED)

omg that fanon R self-description was starting to sound like a My Immortal opening, I’m cracking up. XD

pilferingapples:

mayleavestars:

Hi my name is Common French Name Sc’epticism Tragedy Fanon Grantaire and I have gorgeous curly brown hair and attractive stubble and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like George Blagden (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Victor Hugo but I wish I was because he’s a major fuckin’ hottie. I’m an artist but my teeth are straight and white. I’m also a former art student, and I’m part of a revolutionary group called Les Amis in Paris where I’m the resident unbeliever (I’m younger than Feuilly and Bossuet for whatever reason). I’m a cynic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a green waistcoat and black leather trousers and a matching cravat and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and green eyeshadow. I was walking outside the Corinth. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun and thus no idealistic light metaphors, which I was very happy about. Enjolras stared at me. I put my middle finger up at him. But in a very pitiable and unrequited-love kind of way.

THE IDEALISTIC LIGHT IMAGERY I’M GONE.