Flying related Les Amis headcanons because why the fuck not:
- Enjolras is the worst flyer. THE WORST. Combeferre pretty much has to sedate him to even get him to an airport.
- Combeferre always has everything prepared ahead of time. Weeks ahead of time. He packs unreasonably early, but always knows where everyone’s tickets, IDs, passports, etc. are, so it’s cool.
Courfeyrac is the only person in the world who loves getting the middle seat. He considers it his duty to befriend the people on either side of him.
Jehan demands the window seat because he loves looking at the clouds and imagining what it would be like to free fall from 36,000 feet.
Joly gets nervous at takeoff and landing, but once the plane is in the air is pretty much his normal, happy self, though his ears hurt almost the entire flight.
Bossuet is the one whose ticket always gets messed up. Like he ends up getting booked on a flight that doesn’t exist or his seat is randomly in a completely different section of the plane than everyone else and he’s always stuck in the middle seat.
Feuilly sleeps through every flight. He has mastered the ability to fall asleep as soon as the pilot announces that it’s safe to unbuckle your seatbelt.
Bahorel ends up with a flight attendant’s phone number after every flight, but he never notices until after he gets off the plane, because he’s too busy making friends with the kids sitting near him.
Grantaire is the best person to be stuck next to on a long flight because he has a running commentary for every in-flight and the uncanny ability to silence crying babies.
courferre au where courfeyrac is a lawyer at the hospital and combeferre is the super cute doctor who always comes to him looking for loopholes in his patients’ insurance plans because “it just doesn’t feel right, you know? leaving them with this much dept and not at least trying to do something…” “i mean, you did save their life first…” “i know, but…” “i know. i’ll look into it.” and this happens like five times before combeferre is finally like “you know, i really should pay you back for all of this work you’re doing for me…” “technically speaking, the hospital is paying me to do it.. it is my job and all…” “well yes, but if i asked you out for dinner would you really say no?” “that depends- are you asking me out?” “yes?” “well then, you can pick me up at 8″
Courfeyrac : listen, i can’t pretend my relationship is prefect okay?
Courfeyrac : because i don’t need to pretend anything
Courfeyrac : it is
Courfeyrac : courf out.
Courfeyrac : *high fives Combeferre*
I missed my boys so much!!! (I played with Courfs hair BEAUSE I WAS CRAVING FOR HIS EARS I really love big ears…)
Victor Hugo, Les Misérables