Some of my actual experiences in musicals/plays that might make good AUs

verymerrysootsprites:

alice-moving-under-skies:

– you’re the lead in literally every production, and I’m just a freshman in ensemble, so why are you winking at me and calling me “bae”? AU

– we’re doing improv and you’re talking about how there’s some birds loose in your school, but nobody is standing up to help you with this scene and you look very awkward, here let me run towards you shouting “WHO LET MY BIRDS OUT?!” AU

– we’re both auditioning for the same role and I know we’re really good friends but I’m going to take you down AU

– you’re a lead and everyone calls you by a different name and you REFUSE TO TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS so I’m just gonna call you “asshole” AU

– hey we’ve never talked before so now we’re playing love interests how about that AU

– hey we’ve been good friends for years so now we’re playing love interests how about that AU

– I play a police officer and at one point I get to arrest and drag your character offstage and I’m having a little too much fun with it AU

– we’re both in the ensemble and get bored while the leads have their scenes, here let’s come up with dramatic backstories for our characters together AU

– these rehearsals are hella long and you always forget to bring food so I’ll share with you, what do you mean my gluten-free cookies taste like cardboard TAKE IT BACK YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT au

– QUICK I NEED A ROMEO AND I KNOW YOU KNOW THE LINES— oh you thought I was Juliet? Nah man I’m playing Benvolio, that dude is Juliet AU

– FLASH MOB IN THE CHOIR ROOM NO QUESTIONS ASKED au

– I’m seriously starting to think the drama club is a cult, because we’re doing a “pre-show ritual”…hold up it turns out the ritual is just the hokey-pokey AU

– YOU HAVE A PRETTY VOICE SING LOUDER DURING YOUR PARTS au

– I’m trying to figure out what the plot of this show is and so far all I’ve figured out is that everyone is a sinner AU

– the set for this show is a very big boat but the wood is always creaking and I fear for my life when I’m on the stairs AU

– before we do a show the cast of this small play stands in a circle and passes a baby doll around in complete silence and if you ask anyone about it they’ll say “what baby doll? we don’t have a baby doll.” AU

– you and I both love running around in the hallways in our costumes and freaking out the janitors AU

– everyone’s singing “Gay or European” before a dress rehearsal and you were getting ready but you run in at the very end wearing your fabulous red dress and scream “FINE OKAY IM GAY” can I please give you a hug AU

– you lost part of your costume and the drama teacher will kill you if you don’t find it so I’ll help you out AU

– “Say it. Say those six words and I’m yours.” “I have hot pants for you.” AU

@miraamell relevant?