This soothes me.
people say that Enjolras’s vest in the musical is super tacky or w/e
so I just imagine Jehan getting it for him and Enjolras is just so touched he’s like, “thank you. I shall wear this to revolution”
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
Hold up, I’ll be at the funeral in a Jif.
“I didn’t do it! … oh wait, that? Yes, I did do that.”