sartorialskull:

tony thornburg

sit-down-hamilton:

littlecofiegirl:

lumpnuggets:

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

nature is amazing

poplitealqueen:

This soothes me.

corpidicarta:

Is anyone writing an AU yet?

Here’s the link to the full article if anyone wants to read it.  ^_^

Advertisement

lesmiserablol:

people say that Enjolras’s vest in the musical is super tacky or w/e

so I just imagine Jehan getting it for him and Enjolras is just so touched he’s like, “thank you. I shall wear this to revolution”

sebcorchia:

Dead Poets Society × Anderperry moments

https://vine.co/v/ib5PVIl1535/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

morganites-realgar:

Idfk 😂 chloe lmao

(Source: https://vine.co/)

hawkeyebadasssniper:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

Hold up, I’ll be at the funeral in a Jif.

Dialogue Prompt

genficprompts:

“I didn’t do it! … oh wait, that? Yes, I did do that.”