george washington: we are OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED–
alexander hamilton: sir. there is no need to worry. i have three whole friends now.
Tag: *shakes head fondly*
Javert’s the type of cop that would miss out on a high-speed chase because he’s too busy trying to catch a jaywalker the next street over.
I’ve solved more crimes than I can count. Because I’ve solved a lot of crimes. Not because I can’t count very high.
Happy happiest birthday to the peter pan professional pretender. How very far you’ve come, and not just in headshots.
I didn’t understand why people care about their dumb Padawans until I got a dumb Padawan myself. I’ve only known Ahsoka for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Bahorel: Sure is dark in here.
Feuilly:
Bahorel: I’m not scared or anything.
Feuilly:
Bahorel: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days?? Not me. Not Bahorel. No sir.
Feuilly: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Bahorel:
Bahorel: Yes please.
Daily reminder that Gavroche literally died making punny rhymes.