…and I assure you I will ship it til my dying breath .” (insp)
Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.
Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?
clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away
possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice
*Hagrid sits up*
“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!”
*Sirius climbs on motorbike*
*Hagrid sits up again*
“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”
*Motorbike zooms off*
*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*
“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!”
*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*
then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that
How it should have happened tbh (✿◡‿◡)
year James Potter telling his parents about his best mate Sirius Black,
and his parents disapprove at first, because they don’t want their son
around that family. And The Potters meet eleven year old Sirius for the
first time when he floos into their living room one night calling for
James. And of course it’s midnight, and James is asleep, but his parents
aren’t and they sit down this skinny boy with the palest skin and
biggest eyes, and they ask him what he’s doing there. He tells them he
needs James, and he won’t stop crying. He repeats over and over that
he’s sorry, but his mate James said he could come if things started
getting bad again at home, and he couldn’t hold on another day.
By the time a bleary eyed James comes down the stairs in his Quaffle
pajamas, his parents have already decided to let the other boy stay
awhile, and Sirius still can’t get all his words out, but Ms. Potter
speaks eleven year old boy pretty well, and sends James back upstairs
and puts Sirius on the sofa for the night, wondering what she’ll do in
When she goes in to check on Sirius later, James is piled next to
him, and they’re both all elbows and knees, with their messy black hair
on the same pillow, both of them fast asleep, and she can’t help
thinking they look like they should be brothers, Sirius wearing an extra
pair of his quidditch pajamas, an arm thrown around James.
If you think that Sirius Black did not use his wand to hold his hair in a bun when he was in a hurry then you are dead wrong.
#okay but ALSO#in times of urgency when he needs to use his wand#like for example in training and he forgets until the last second where his wand is#he’d have to pull it out from his bun right#so mental picture:#sirius black’s mane unraveling majestically just as he takes out his wand and casts a spell#his hair flowing in the wind as he finishes his enemies off in a flourish#what a drama queen baby i love him#james: must u do that everytime#sirius: oh so now it’s MY fault your girlfriend loses all my hair ties#feat. remus lupin not finding his wand anywhere only to find it holding up his boyfriend’s hair#feat.
remus lupin who doesn’t want to pull it out because he will not give
sirius the satisfaction of performing a hair flip as remus takes#feat. me sighing as i get way too excited about any headcanon about sirius’ hair (x)
All of this