Les Mis + The Onion headlines
Les Amis + Troubled Birds
Les Miserables + The Onion headlines
the best of enjolras (so far): 1/?
I am not a drama queen.
I’m a drama representative, elected for and by the people.
Well I didn’t vote for you.
A few other people have told me this, as well. And I hate to break it to you, but that’s how elections work. The guy that wins isn’t necessarily the guy you voted for.
Now excuse me while I roll my eyes and wonder how you guys don’t know how democracy works.
I voted for you.
I didn’t actually take you for the voting type.
And honestly, I would have thought that I was running against you for drama representative, Monsieur “who has been unhooking the stars without my permission and putting them on the table in the guise of candles.”
Today’s Enjolras is brought to you by: mentally giving your gun a pep talk
(“Just, you know, do your thing and shoot straight. You can do this. I believe in you. Don’t. Mess. Up.”)
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