[gavroche pops up from some hole in the barricade]
good evening dear inspector loVELY EVENING MY DEAR I HEARD YOU TALKING EARLIER ABOUT THAT OLD MAN’S REAR SO DONT BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS CAUSE NONE OF ITS TRUE THIS COP RIGHT HERE IS PROBABLY GAYER THAN YOU
[LOOKS AT ENJOLRAS]
If these wonderful and inspiring lyrics aren’t one of the changes
incorporated into the 30th anniversary re-orchestration, then I will
personally fire Cameron Mackintosh.