The main character of Les Miserables is not Monseignuer Bienvenu or Jean Valjean, or Fantine, or Gavroche, or Marius, or Cosette, but the person who invents them and tells their story, this insolent narrator who keeps cropping up between his creation and the reader.
Tag: well… you’re not wrong
As a new comer to the Les Mis, Barricade Day seems to be the one time of the year when the Les Mis fandom acknowledges that, yes, all those characters died horribly and bloodily in a failed revolution, and just wallows in it’s angst. The rest of the year we’re very happily sailing down a river in Egypt talking about Enjolras’ beautiful hair.
Hi. Courfeyrac. The human form of the 100 emoji.
he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser
Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.
I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid
I think about this a lot.
If someone tries to tell you that Les Miserables is a serious novel just remind them that one of the characters thinks he’s dating France.
Also, one of them headbutts a tree at some point
yes and he does this for THREE HOURS while his girlfriend sobs beside him the entire time
Thanks to all of the radio signals and noise that the human race is making; to an outside observer, the earth is sprinting around the sun, screaming.
Courfeyrac: Everyone’s stressed right now. And the stuff you’ve been saying to Grantaire…
Enjolras: Grantaire’s not happy with me? Because he’d be happy if I shot him in the face. He would be. I’ve actually thought about it.
Me? A jealous hoe? Absolutely.
Eponine, Book XII (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
the signs, first impression/ when you get to know them
Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit done
Taurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talker
Gemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humor
Cancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad puns
Leo: warm hearted, giving and generous/ stares at the floor a lot, likes hugs
Virgo: shy, anxious and talented/ nice af and always thinking about space
Libra: beautiful, social and oblivious / super intelligent and really clumsy
Scorpio: grumpy, distant and a bit rude/ totally cute, dorky ball of anxious fluff
Sagittarius: strange, optimistic and hot/ really attached to their music, ditzy
Capricorn: passive, well liked and adorable/ super aggressive when mad
Aquarius: super smart, quirky and stubborn/ will love you no matter what, total sweetheart
Pisces: weird af, shy and artsy fartsy/ totally talented weirdo who gets excited by art supplies
If we could all just love like that guy in the red coat loved France the world would be a better place.
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