viscountess:

phantoonsoftheopera:

falcon-fox-and-coyote:

That awkward moment when Fortune.com can’t tell the difference between Broadway and Star Wars.

The Phantom of the Menace and The Return of the Lion King

May the Angel of Music be with you

anakin-skylord:

kikiy0:

Star Wars: The Force Awakens as told by Emoji | Disney

I love this so much. 

kilifilithorinandco:

slavic-hyena:

Behind the scenes of Star Wars Episodes l, ll, and lll

I completely forgot about Hayden falling so much during episode II. Poor thing, going through a growth spurt while filming a major motion picture.

Slash Fic Gothic

ohmygodtearthisdudeapart:

You have blond hair, he has brown hair. You always have blond hair, he always has brown hair. You dye your hair brown, but suddenly his hair is blond, and you feel as though maybe you are him, and he is you, and you have blond hair again, and he has brown hair.

His gaze is impossibly fond, his eyes are impossibly blue, he pulls you impossibly closer, your heart beats impossibly fast, the bulge in his pants is impossibly hard, he should maybe get that checked out.

You don’t remember ever working out and yet you look down and see you have a six pack. When you next see yourself in the mirror you have an eight pack. When he takes of your shirt you have ten, twelve abs. You’re scared to look again in case there are more.

His eyes change colour depending on his moods. At first you thought it was a trick of the light, but now you’re not so sure. They switch between blue, green and grey. Once you thought you saw a flicker of red. You make sure to kiss with your eyes closed now.

You’re white, and so is he. Sometimes he’s your enemy, but you still love him, don’t you? Of course, it makes sense. You’re not sure what you like about him, exactly, but there must be something, right? There’s this intangible thing between you, isn’t there? You feel like you may have more chemistry with your non-white friend, but that can’t be right.

You don’t remember taking your clothes off but you’re naked now. Well, all you remember is toeing out of your shoes. You always toe out of them, although you don’t quite know what that means.

Your pronouns mix into a blur and you no longer know where you end and he begins… You reach out your hand to his hand on his arm… your arm… his… You are sitting and he straddles you but is facing away… There are hands everywhere…

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/eirenical/143986301220/tumblr_o5pvdcAZ1C1qm3rsf?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

ohshititsmama:

spacehunter-m:

re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

@unworldlyspecter

i-am-in-famous:

kirschi-cocahontas:

andythaheaux:

hemmohoranhecox:

crackcitypunx:

gumlee-and-other-shit:

probablyaustrian:

cutie3pnt14159:

alimarko:

lyndez:

wellsuckmesideways:

rotting:

Ok i didn’t expect that

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This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk

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The new don’t hug me I’m scared is great. 

OMG the end got me

Well then… 

rosprnce

@predatorytaterthot

Concept: the story of Les Mis in the style of the History of Japan. You can do it. I believe in you.

just-french-me-up:

France is an country by the sea filled with poor people and it’s ♪♫ beautiful ♫♪

In the year negative a billion, France might not have been here. In the year 1815, it was here, and you could walk to it, and some people died in it

Ding dong, it’s the Revolution, and they have ideas from the future. Like really good laws, and ♪ crazy guillotines ♪. Now you can make a lot of dead aristocrats really really quickly. That means if you own the guilloine, then you can make a lot of equality, which is something everybody needs to survvvvive. So that makes you a revolutionary. Also things get a bit out of hand, Bonaparte happens, Louis Phillipe happens too

we do not here pretend to furnish a history of the French Revolution

“Please try this new monarch,” he said.
“No,” said everybody.
“Try iiiiit,” he said.
“no,” said everybody again, quieter this time.

Meanwhile in Toulon: 

“Hi Javert,” they said.
“Hi 24601,” said Javert.
“Can you call me something else, other than 24601?” said Valjean.
“Like what?” said Javert.
♫♪"How about Maire Mad’leine?“♪♫ said Valjean.

Knock knock, it’s the ABC. Yes, they’re here to take over, they just wanna bring you some cool shit. Like democracy, and freedom, and ♫♪ Enjolras ♪♫. So that’s cool. 

Grantaire wants to help at some point but Enjolras is like

♪"Listen I trust you for once this is very important okay don’t fuck this uuuup"♪
And Grantaire said, ♫♪ How bout I do, anyway? ♪♫

Then, when the barricade was done, the National Guard downgraded to a fuckton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade.
And the ABC says, “Can you maybe chill?”
And the National Guard says, “How ‘bout maybe you chill?”

Then everybody died, except Marius, who pulled a sewer inspired  ♫♪ post-rebellion survival miracle ♪♫

But then the miracle wears off, he’s sad in the Musain but everything’s still pretty cool I guess. ♪♫ Bye. ♫♪