Joly: Wait, you wanna turn invisible and take a nap, don’t you?
Grantaire: Think about it, Joly, the ability to nap whenever I want, and no one can ever find me. Invisible nap is the best nap of all time.
Joly: No man should have that kind of power.
Grantaire: I would be completely unstoppable.
Joly: Actually, you would be the exact opposite of that.
Grantaire: Totally stoppable. Already stopped.

Javert: (Disguised on the barricade) A buddy of mine saw Javert take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Javert had an eight-pack. That Javert was shredded.

Gavroche and Enjolras at the same time: Your friend’s a liar. Javert’s a punk ass bitch.