Send me a ship and I’ll tell you

pilferingapples:

stealing-your-soda:

1. How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?
2. What non sexual activities do they like to do together?
3. Who does chores around the house?
4. Who’s the better cook?
5. Who’s the funniest drunk?
6. Do they have kids?
7. Do they have any traditions?
8. What do they fight about?
9. What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one)
10. Who cried at the end of Marley and me?
11. Who always wins at Mario kart?
12. One thing I like about this ship?
13. One thing I don’t like about the ship?
14. The song I would say fits them?
15. Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space)

(Please feel free to add more if you are asking people to do this with you.)

oooh, i like these!  Also since none of these are romantic-pairs-specific (except maybe the first one ? but I can work with that)   I’m totally taking prompts for non-romantic pairs or groups, (friends, family,whatever) too!

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send me ships: i’ll rate them 1-10 and write some headcanons

aporeticelenchus:

khirsahle:

Send me a number and a pairing, and I’ll do a short (100-300 words max) description. If I get a ton of the same pairing, I reserve the right to pick and choose. (Inspired by an art meme.)

1. “Good morning” kiss
2. Kiss on the forehead
3. Drunk/sloppy kiss
4. Awkward kiss
5. Angry kiss
6. “I’m sorry” kiss
7. “I’ve missed you” kiss
8. Seductive kiss
9. “War’s End” kiss
10. “Goodbye” kiss
11. “I almost lost you” kiss
12. Kiss on the nose
13. Kiss on the ear
14. Kiss on the neck
15. Kiss on the back
16. French kiss
17. Shy kiss
18. Surprised kiss
19. Sad kiss
20. Exhausted parents kiss
21. Jealous kiss
22. Giggly kiss
23. Last kiss
24. Returned from the dead kiss
25. “We can never be together” kiss

Anyone want to give me Les Mis rarepair week prompts, since it doesn’t look like I’ll have time to do anything serious this week?

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hurt meme.

blueneighbcrhood:

• “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
• “i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
• “my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
  
• “i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
  
• “don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
  
• “i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
  
• “please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
  
• “you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
  
• “you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
  
• “i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
• “i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
  
• “i fucked up, why do you not care?”
  
• “i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
• “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
• “i have no idea how to do cpr.”
• “whose blood is that?”
• “apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
• “don’t you dare fucking let go!” 
• “what the hell happened to you?” 
• “are they dead? did you kill them?” 
• “do you know what you’ve done?” 
• “you’re either with me or against me.” 
• “who the hell did this to you?” 
• “are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 
• “i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 
• “when was the last time you ate?” 
• “what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 
•  “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 
• “for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 
• “there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 
• “are you… throwing up in there?” 
• “why aren’t you eating?” 
• “just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 
• “i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 
• “i woke up, & you were gone.” 
• “just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 
• “it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

OK.  I finished my powerpoint for class.  I don’t have to leave for another 45 minutes to an hour, so I probably have time to actually answer one of those prompts from like… a week ago.  I think I shall do that.  ^_^  And when I get home from class, I intend to do the others.  If anyone else would like to get in on the action and send prompts, here are the two I’m currently playing with: hurt meme and nonsexual acts of intimacy meme.  ^_^

hurt meme.

blueneighbcrhood:

• “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
• “i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
• “my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
  
• “i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
  
• “don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
  
• “i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
  
• “please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
  
• “you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
  
• “you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
  
• “i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
• “i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
  
• “i fucked up, why do you not care?”
  
• “i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
• “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
• “i have no idea how to do cpr.”
• “whose blood is that?”
• “apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
• “don’t you dare fucking let go!” 
• “what the hell happened to you?” 
• “are they dead? did you kill them?” 
• “do you know what you’ve done?” 
• “you’re either with me or against me.” 
• “who the hell did this to you?” 
• “are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 
• “i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 
• “when was the last time you ate?” 
• “what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 
•  “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 
• “for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 
• “there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 
• “are you… throwing up in there?” 
• “why aren’t you eating?” 
• “just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 
• “i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 
• “i woke up, & you were gone.” 
• “just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 
• “it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

hurt meme.

blueneighbcrhood:

• “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
• “i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
• “my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
  
• “i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
  
• “don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
  
• “i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
  
• “please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
  
• “you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
  
• “you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
  
• “i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
• “i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
  
• “i fucked up, why do you not care?”
  
• “i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
• “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
• “i have no idea how to do cpr.”
• “whose blood is that?”
• “apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
• “don’t you dare fucking let go!” 
• “what the hell happened to you?” 
• “are they dead? did you kill them?” 
• “do you know what you’ve done?” 
• “you’re either with me or against me.” 
• “who the hell did this to you?” 
• “are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 
• “i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 
• “when was the last time you ate?” 
• “what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 
•  “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 
• “for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 
• “there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 
• “are you… throwing up in there?” 
• “why aren’t you eating?” 
• “just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 
• “i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 
• “i woke up, & you were gone.” 
• “just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 
• “it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy – Select from the following and send me a pairing

♔ : Finding the other wearing their clothes
♕: Holding hands
♖: Having their hair washed by the other
♗: One falling asleep with their head in the other’s lap.
♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
♙: Sharing a bed
♚: Head scratches
♛: Sharing a dessert
♜: Shoulder rubs
♝: Reading a book together
♞: Caring for each other while ill
♟: Patching up a wound
♤: Taking a bath together
♧: One character playing with the other’s hair
♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
♠: One character adjusting the other’s jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
♣: Back scratches
♥: Reacting to the other one crying about something
♦: Slow dancing

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy – Select from the following and send me a pairing

♔ : Finding the other wearing their clothes
♕: Holding hands
♖: Having their hair washed by the other
♗: One falling asleep with their head in the other’s lap.
♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
♙: Sharing a bed
♚: Head scratches
♛: Sharing a dessert
♜: Shoulder rubs
♝: Reading a book together
♞: Caring for each other while ill
♟: Patching up a wound
♤: Taking a bath together
♧: One character playing with the other’s hair
♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
♠: One character adjusting the other’s jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
♣: Back scratches
♥: Reacting to the other one crying about something
♦: Slow dancing

Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?
2: What scene did you first put down?
3: What’s your favorite line of narration?
4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?
5: What part was hardest to write?
6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?
7: Where did the title come from?
8: Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?
9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?
10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?
11: What do you like best about this fic?
12: What do you like least about this fic?
13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?
14: Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?
15: What did you learn from writing this fic?