Musichetta : Be careful with your diet, love, bad cholesterol runs in the family
Grantaire : Why does that matter? I’m adopted!
Bossuet, slamming his fist against the fridge : What? Oh my God! Who told you?
Grantaire: Bossuet, I’m older than you..
ok but can we please talk about combeferre with a beard for a moment
combeferre, clean-cut and professional combeferre, who has been so busy with his shifts at the hospital that he has had no time to shave so he walks into the musain for the next meeting, apologizing for being late and enjolras stops talking immediately. all of les amis turn and look at him. jaws drop. there is not a sound to be made
and finally courfeyrac just curses and stands up like “I GIVE UP. YOU LOOK HOT EVEN WHEN YOU HAVEN’T SHOWERED OR SHAVED IN THREE DAYS. I GIVE UP” and walks right out
and combeferre just stands there horrifically confused until grantaire breaks the silence “eh, it’s alright”
Bahorel: Sure is dark in here.
Bahorel: I’m not scared or anything.
Bahorel: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days?? Not me. Not Bahorel. No sir.
Feuilly: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Bahorel: Yes please.
Cosette, Courfeyrac, and Bahorel take tapdancing classes together every week… Of the three of them, Bahorel is the best.
Courfeyrac: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Enjolras: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Courfeyrac: You don’t have to wear it.
Enjolras: No. Back off. I’m gonna wear it forever.
“I took your unfinished dissection in order to understand life by the contemplation of its opposite! To contemplate the infinite through the study of impermanance, To take the literal measure of mankind without stealing anything else from the catacombs because you told me not to do that anymore, Combeferre! Truly, what could be greater?”
“… To not get ants again,” said Combeferre
That is the most accurate sentence I have ever read.
“You really should sleep more” he tells a tired Enjolras who finished his paper last night at 2am, while holding a triple shot espresso himself (Combeferre was awake the whole night reading up on articles on the internet)
“Maybe you should take a day off and sleep in” he suggests to the constantly overworked Feuilly ( Combeferre doesn’t even know what a day off is)
After a while Courf just snaps “YOU HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR 30 HOURS YOU BLOODY HYPOCRITE GO GET SOME SLEEP OR SO HELP ME GOD”
Ferre ends up sleeping in until like 1pm and crawls into the kitchen with the most adorable bedhead. Courf decides then and there he needs to send Ferre to bed on time because this is just unacceptable.
Ferre comes home and hears Courfeyrac singing the lyrics “Lord, show me how to say no to this” over and over again to himself. He walks into the kitchen only to find him making heart eyes at a piece of triple chocolate cake.
i just kind of…followed my instincts on this one
1. the ketchup song (asereje) : las ketchup
2. december 4th : jay z and dangermouse
3. the fallen : franz ferdinand
4. la vie, l’amour : edith piaf
5. smells like teen spirit : patti smith (nirvana cover)
6. the wire : haim
#anyway yeah in my mind this is a series of songs bahorel’s friends compiled#that are all songs bahorel made them listen to more than once while riding in his car#‘NO GUYS SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO THIS IT IS SO GOOD’#bahorel#stoned at two in the morning: GUYS I’M SERIOUS I THINK THE POWER RANGERS THEME SONG MAY LEGIT BE A MASTERPIECE#bahorel completely sober the next day: actually yep i stand by that 100%