Zelos: *is attacked*
Zelos: Lloyd, if you abandon me here, I swear I’ll come back to haunt you!
Lloyd: *singsongs* I have a sudden intense desire to abandon you!
Presea: *saves Zelos*
Zelos:

JFC, Zelos, a hot second ago, you didn’t even want to talk to other men.  And LLOYD, WHAT EVEN IS THAT?  You WANT him to haunt you forever?  ;D

AND I WONDER WHY I USED TO SHIP YOU TWO SO HARD.  XD