Tag: you tried
a new hope was a great movie
I just saw a post about how Marius can be such a badass who in some cases is actually more dangerous than Enjolras immediately followed by a post about how Marius would get frustrated because he would try to push pull doors and I feel like that’s a really accurate depiction of his character
one of my fave things about grantaire is his passive aggressive speech at joly and bossuet ‘wow why do young men go marching off to their deaths when they could be HAVING SEX ?? right? you––they, I mean they, i’m talking hypothetically this is all hypothetical, they could be off in the hay instead of getting shot, what dumbasses’
he’s a fucker but it’s notable that he tosses some sweetness enjolras’ way when even his last minute plea for his bffs to save themselves is sassy
be grateful OFPD didn’t end with ‘lmao see I’m capable of dying’
he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser
Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.
I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid
I think about this a lot.
Bossuet: What are these?
Marius: These, sir, are STDs.
Bossuet: Uh, what are you talking about, buddy?
Marius: STDs. Save the dates! For Cosette’s and my wedding!
Courfeyrac: Ahh, yes. Hey, just out of curiosity, how many people have you given STDs to?
Marius: Lots. Like a hundred!
Marius: Let me explain something to you, Courfeyrac. When you’re in a situation, you don’t have time to think. So I thought to myself, “Don’t think, Marius. Act.”
Courfeyrac: So you weren’t thinking.
Marius: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
“And now I’m going to overthrow the National Guard, then hopefully the monarchy” he said and failed and also died. (Sorry)
Enjolras: You’re not gonna be young forever.
Marius: Yes, but I’ll always be stupid. [long, awkward silence] Let’s not all rush to disagree!
I always wonder about Javert’s line “this time there is no mistake” when they’ve arrested the wrong Jean Valjean. Like, you have done this before? You keep arresting people as that one bread thief from the past? HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR JOB?